Santa needs to eyeball death-wish drivers
hen shopping for home or gifts of the season, living in the boonies offers the opportunity for lovely country drives. Or it would, except for some of the other drivers. Three types annoy me especially – Speedily Flying, Double Yellow Line Doofus and the Bridge Trolls. If there’s anything worse than Santa’s naughty list, they should be on it. I drive a conservative 65-70 mph. If I’m enjoying the scenery, I might drop to 60 sometimes, sorry.
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