I’ve concluded the birds have it out for me, especially when I’m driving. To my knowledge I haven’t done anything to any birds (lately anyway), so what’s the deal?
Give me a friendly wave if you see me driving down the road. I consider myself a safe driver with no on-the- road accidents since 1977. However, if you see me backing up you’d best clear the area.
This past weekend as I was working outdoors on my garden my new neighbor whom recently purchased the land next to me drove up to his new place with a truck loaded with used tires.
My other half and I spend a lot of time together, so much so that my appearance without him in public causes raised eyebrows.
“Why isn’t the coffee maker working this morning?” I grumbled as I glared at the switch that should be glowing red. Oh, I unplugged it yesterday to plug in the crock-pot.